Monday, February 11, 2008

I work with some strange people

I opened a package of Smarties at work today, and I offered one to a coworker. "Can I have two?" she asked. "Um, sure," I said, being that I was caught totally off guard by the request.

So curiosity gets the best of me and I asked her why she wanted two. Her response was that she always likes to eat two of something that small so that she can chew them on both sides of her mouth and wear her teeth out evenly.

I just don't know what else to say about that. It's funny on multiple levels, and most of them aren't fit to print here.

1 comment:

fiat128 said...

The weird thing is that I do this too with Smarties, goldfish, whatever.

Not because I worry I'll wear out my teeth unevenly, I just want symetry when I eat this stuff.