Sunday, January 06, 2008

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

The world is one gigantic mixed nuts jar for sure, but this asshole must be that large, unidentifiable nut that lives all by itself in every jar (for those of you with a peanut allergy, you can use the analogy that he's the blackened and burnt potato chip in every bag).

(CNN) -- On a videotape released Sunday, American al Qaeda member Adam Yahiye Gadahn renounces his U.S. citizenship, destroys his passport and cites U.S. President Bush's upcoming trip to the Middle East.


"We raise an urgent appeal to our mujahedin brothers in the Muslim Palestine, the Arabian Peninsula in particular, and the region in general, to be prepared to receive the crusader butcher Bush on his visit to Muslim Palestine and the occupied peninsula at the beginning of January," he said. "They should receive him not with roses and applause, but with bombs and booby-traps."

Adam Yahiye Gadahn, also known as Azzam the American, is an American-born muslim raised in (you guessed it) California, or The Land of Fruits and Nuts as I like to refer to it.

But don't take my word for it. Go read his Wikipedia entry and decide for yourself whether this guy is a screwball.

Here's hoping someone finds a way to allow this guy to achieve room temperature just like the rest of his bomb-wearing brethren.

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