So I've got this buddy (we'll call him Fred) who is having trouble meeting a woman that isn't totally insecure or carrying knives.
Fred's in his mid-30s and a likeable sort. He doesn't smoke or do drugs and he has a solid head on his shoulders. We've had tons of great conversations and he loves to have a good time. He's in shape, of above average height and intelligence, and he has money in his pocket. In short, there's nothing wrong with this guy, other than the fact that he must have some invisible mark on his soul that says "PISS OFF".
On the other hand, there's me. I'm short, round, balding and ill-tempered, and somehow I found a wife and we have a new baby. If anybody ought to be flypaper for the wrong sort of women, it should be me.
So where did Fred go wrong? Any women out there inclined to share why they find perfectly normal men unattractive?